Looking for a duck from a different row altogether?
Sick of smooth sailing on a ship so tight?
Throw some gold into that fire of irons.

I've clocked my ten thousand. Toned it down to stand out.
Dotted 'i's, crossed some 't's. Reinvented The Wheel®.
Circle back to square-1, then dot and cross again.

Break new ground. Plant some trees. Make waves and get wet.
Low bars are for limbo. I'll step up to the plate. I'll have the Soufflé.
This is not another folio. I am not another designer.
I'm Oscar – a creative tour de force.